Thursday, April 9, 2009

Sucking the Corporate Teat

My colleague Wortel Jones is unwell, so I'm gonna seize this opportunity to run this bitch on my own. Plan is to get the CFO shitfaced, then badmouth Jones to him in the hope of wangling a place on that inter-agency golf tournament next month. Not the sort of thing I'm proud of, you understand, but you know, a man's gotta get ahead in this game...

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