The future

I have become completely obsessed with Spa Rood. Nifty little bottle, don't you think? And what's inside is delicious, super-fizzy water. 

I believe it is a gift from the future. I think maybe if I drink enough of it I will slip through some sort of carbonated wormhole into my very own version of Buck Rogers, except with better robots.

Debs is getting a bit worried about me. Don't worry, lovely wife, don't worry - the internet says that the health risks from drinking litres of this stuff are negligible. NEGLIGIBLE!